Re-up on ammo.
Reload often, save game.
Stick to stealth at all times.
When there isn't any cover to take,
Bring up the shields.
Avoid prolonged exposure to the elements,
You can get sick and alert enemies to your location.
Avoid moving too slowly toward checkpoints.
There is always a Raker in the wings.
There are always Flyboys,
Ready to implant you with the very thing that you're trying to eradicate.
When you reach the final checkpoint of this level, you have to make sure of something:
Don't look back. This will reset everything that you've fought.
You will see The Recklessness and forget everything.
Keep looking forward, and reload often.
At the final checkpoint, you will have mastered BottleBlast,
And you will have the ability to defeat our nemesis.
You'll recognize it by the orange tendrils leading up to its domicile.
These are tendrils of rancid grease and oil,
These lead you to the red and white bucket of fried chicken.
Shoot to kill.
Jona wakes up with a start, gripping his sheets, feeling uncomfortable and out of place. His watch reads Five A.M., and there's no telling how long he has been asleep.
Even though he felt unreasonably tense, a cold sweat evaporating in the summer heat of his back room, he was elated. Finally he had received the dreaMail walk-through that he had requested from GamerFAQ months ago.
He was off to beat the time-consuming game he had been gifted nearly a year before. The worst thing about technology these days was the utter delay. Instant gratification was so passe since the Age of Patience. Once in a while, he really resented their movement from the Sun.
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