An announcer comes over an intercom:
FOR ONE DAY ONLY, YOU CAN PURCHASE DEEP SEA DRONE FOR HALF OFF!
Join the rest of the world and dive to the depths of the unknown using state of the art cameras and technology.
We're glad to announce that the DSD is the newest device used in both marine biology and oil spill recovery.
There may be knockoffs, but don't be fooled.
This DSD, for such a low price, is color customizable and, get this, YOU pick where it is launched.
Want to be the first to discover sealife in the dead sea? Buy now!
Want to battle other drones in a sub v sub battle in local arenas? Buy now!
Want to just enjoy the last place on earth where oxygen won't cause combustion due to solar radiation? BUY NOW!
Listen to these testimonials!
"I'm Jim, and I'm a professional marine biologist-- and with the filters and different games within the DSD, I have seen the sea as never before!"
"I'm Andy, a schoolteacher, and our school dome has daily auditorium visits to the DSD scenes to learn about life.
"I'm Andre! I love opening LAN and joining my fiends in arena battles! I'm top of my clan, and #57 in worldwide leaderboards!"
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