"How do you think people think of these things, John?"
"From the movies they see." I answered, bored with the lack of knowledge of the public.
"Do you think the Gov will ever tell the public the truth about zombies?"
"Nah, it has been going on too long now. Who would believe it was a curable virus, in any case?"
"But folks will realize when they actually come in contact with them, how easy they are to kill! It's ridiculous!"
"I know, but it pays are salaries!" We both laughed.
John was much more in favor of anti-zombie vehicles for those held great imagination. He preferred the garbage truck models over buses due to the strength of the walls in the garbage truck walls. Buses were still pretty flimsy.
John and Jenifer reviewed each new weapon for: originality, cost, ease in carrying and ease in finding resources to make the weapon.
Almost all baseball bat weapons were eliminated, as were guns. They both enjoyed adapted chainsaws though.
So far it had been narrowed down to a chainsaw weapon and one machete.
They were all boring though and the contest ended Friday. It was now Wednesday. They had done a push on Facebook and Twitter so hoped for some last minute entries.
***
Friday morning had both of the reviewers groaning. How could they pick one of the weapons submitted so far? Their contest would be laughed off the net.
They needn't have worried, for, by the end of the day, there was no contest...
Their boss told them to turn on CNN. It was something they had feared for many years.
'The Monsanto Plant outside Dallas Texas exploded about four AM Central Time. There were no survivors on site, but the surrounding area has survivors with strange and deadly results. They have all become zombies... '
"Oh crap! The public will know how it is caused now!" They watched as shots from the local airports showed small planes equipped with canisters took flight. They flew in ever widening circles to spray a substance not identified as yet, said the announcer.
John and Jen knew it was chlorophyll. Yes, chlorophyll cured, not killed, zombies. The Gov had decided that not revealing the cure would allow them a way to just eliminate part of the population of the USA easily, while having others of the citizenry become contaminated by the bite of a 'zombie'.
John and Jen packed up their desks as they listened and saw others packing up and running from the building. It was on their head after all. They were part of the propaganda machine that disseminated the false info.
They met at John's place, which was easily secured, and began to upload the factual info to the net.
What was the cause of zombies? GMO's and fast foods, if eaten daily.
How do you kill zombies? You don't need to kill them, but they can be cured by a spray of chlorophyll anywhere on their skin.
Were they dangerous? Yes, the bite will give you the disease.
More information was uploaded and info as to where buy chlorophyll was also sent.
They then made sprayers of the green solution and sat to watch CNN. It was enjoyable to watch each announcer hold his ear bud and grow wide-eyed as the info was read to them. It was now breaking news.
'Monsanto and the Department of Agriculture are responsible for the zombie plague. Breaking News - Zombies: Generated by the Gov and the Corps easily curable!'
Oh boy! They knew they were in trouble, but at least they were at the bottom of the list. They each took their green pills and sprayed them selves with green spray and waited.
It didn't take long before their door was broken down and the zombies were released into the loft. The zombies stormed them and if they weren't eaten, they at least wouldn't get the disease.
They were eaten and by being eaten, cured many zombies.
'CNN Breaking News - Two workers from the Gov eaten by their creations!'
John and Jen were made the scapegoats of the the entire problem and the Gov got off, as usual. Monsanto paid no penalty and other Corps signed on for further experimentation with Monsanto. An easy way to manipulate the public and population was always a handy item for your toolkit, it was felt.
John was much more in favor of anti-zombie vehicles for those held great imagination. He preferred the garbage truck models over buses due to the strength of the walls in the garbage truck walls. Buses were still pretty flimsy.
John and Jenifer reviewed each new weapon for: originality, cost, ease in carrying and ease in finding resources to make the weapon.
Almost all baseball bat weapons were eliminated, as were guns. They both enjoyed adapted chainsaws though.
So far it had been narrowed down to a chainsaw weapon and one machete.
They were all boring though and the contest ended Friday. It was now Wednesday. They had done a push on Facebook and Twitter so hoped for some last minute entries.
***
Friday morning had both of the reviewers groaning. How could they pick one of the weapons submitted so far? Their contest would be laughed off the net.
They needn't have worried, for, by the end of the day, there was no contest...
Their boss told them to turn on CNN. It was something they had feared for many years.
'The Monsanto Plant outside Dallas Texas exploded about four AM Central Time. There were no survivors on site, but the surrounding area has survivors with strange and deadly results. They have all become zombies... '
"Oh crap! The public will know how it is caused now!" They watched as shots from the local airports showed small planes equipped with canisters took flight. They flew in ever widening circles to spray a substance not identified as yet, said the announcer.
John and Jen knew it was chlorophyll. Yes, chlorophyll cured, not killed, zombies. The Gov had decided that not revealing the cure would allow them a way to just eliminate part of the population of the USA easily, while having others of the citizenry become contaminated by the bite of a 'zombie'.
John and Jen packed up their desks as they listened and saw others packing up and running from the building. It was on their head after all. They were part of the propaganda machine that disseminated the false info.
They met at John's place, which was easily secured, and began to upload the factual info to the net.
What was the cause of zombies? GMO's and fast foods, if eaten daily.
How do you kill zombies? You don't need to kill them, but they can be cured by a spray of chlorophyll anywhere on their skin.
Were they dangerous? Yes, the bite will give you the disease.
More information was uploaded and info as to where buy chlorophyll was also sent.
They then made sprayers of the green solution and sat to watch CNN. It was enjoyable to watch each announcer hold his ear bud and grow wide-eyed as the info was read to them. It was now breaking news.
'Monsanto and the Department of Agriculture are responsible for the zombie plague. Breaking News - Zombies: Generated by the Gov and the Corps easily curable!'
Oh boy! They knew they were in trouble, but at least they were at the bottom of the list. They each took their green pills and sprayed them selves with green spray and waited.
It didn't take long before their door was broken down and the zombies were released into the loft. The zombies stormed them and if they weren't eaten, they at least wouldn't get the disease.
They were eaten and by being eaten, cured many zombies.
'CNN Breaking News - Two workers from the Gov eaten by their creations!'
John and Jen were made the scapegoats of the the entire problem and the Gov got off, as usual. Monsanto paid no penalty and other Corps signed on for further experimentation with Monsanto. An easy way to manipulate the public and population was always a handy item for your toolkit, it was felt.
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