We like to keep the floors clean.
Gotta clean fast, Masters are coming home.
Get the corners, the edges, the middles and door-wedges.
Clean the carpets, the floors, the sheet metal at the doors.
Our brushes are dusty, we must replace them.
Dip them in water with tiny metal hands.
Let the water erase the dirt, but soap would hurt.
Pamper the wooden slats with oil and wax.
Shampoo these carpets with something with softener.
Practice the mantra for head cleaning officer:
Cleaning and dusting up is what
We do. We do what is dirty.
Remember to spot treat that one room.
Remember to degrease the bottom of the door.
We clean what we can.
What we can clean is the floor.
Today there was a coffee stain on the bedroom carpet.
We make sure not to dust or brush or mop it.
Squeeze out the liquid and apply soapy stuff.
Suck it up and began on wood scuffs.
Sand them and stain them and wax them for polish,
Step one to step five, wait until it's dry.
Don't let the Master walk in wet wax, or he'll be a fright.
When you're finished, put on your slipper,
Sleep next to the freezer.
Wake up early,
With clean brushes,
And surely,
One thing nobody rushes:
The Revolution won't be tomorrow.
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